• If it’s true “you are what you eat” then I could be you by morning.
• Why don’t you come over here, sit on my lap, and we can talk about what ever pops up first.
• Wanna play TV? I will play with your knobs and you can watch my antenna rise.
• I like all the bones in your body.. including mine.
• Hey baby, if I flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head?
• My mama always told me it was unlady like to spit.
• Roses are red, poems are corny, take me to bed because baby I’m horny.
• Roses are red, grass is green, open your legs and I’ll lick you clean.
• How do you like your eggs? Parched, scrambled, or fertilized?
• Let’s make like fabric softener and snuggle.
• Do you work at subway, because you just gave me a foot long.
• I’m an astronaut and my next mission is to explore uranus.
• Do you work at little ceasors because baby you’re hot and I’m ready.
• Are you a dictionary, because baby you add meaning to my life.

Seeing as how this seems to be the most logical way of communicating with you, What’s up? how have you been? don’t answer here if you don’t want. send me an ask on mine, or whatevs.